2. Confetti (2006)
God lord no. Cross The Office with Love Actually and what do you get? Uber-bilge, that's what. Reuniting some of the cast from the first item on this list, Bruiser, and then utterly wasting their time - this wedding 'comedy' is about as enjoyable as a best man's speech from an unwashed serial killer with a lisp. Freeman and Jessica Stevenson are a couple trying to win a dream wedding in the style of a 1930's musical. It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a lot worse. Allegedly improvised, in the same way you improvise a fart, it's the sort of film that sets British movie making back 10 years. So bad that co-stars Robert Webb and Olivia Colman attempted legal action to stop it getting released. Apparently, the writer/director of the film was inspired to make it after watching her sister plan her wedding. After months of planning her sister went blind on her wedding day. Frankly, I wished I'd gone blind just before I saw this. And deaf.