Poster: PIRANHA 3D nicely blends JAWS & PIRANHA

by Matt Holmes

Dimension Films have had the neat idea to blend the iconic poster for Jaws, with the memorable poster for Joe Dante's schlock rip-off Piranha - resulting in this kinda cool French poster for Piranha 3-D (Alexandra Aja's schlock remake of a schlock remake) that opens August 20th; We haven't got much enthusiasm for the film (this is the first time we've mentioned it in years) and we were hoping for something more comedic than the "Girls Gone Wild" bikini clad, hardbodies trailer we were delivered recently. We like Richard Dreyfuss is in it, and Ving Rhames is always good money for this kind of film but man... bad CGI piranha's eating up obnoxious young surfers (including Jerry O'Connell and Eli Roth!)? Who cares?

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Matt Holmes is the co-founder of What Culture, formerly known as Obsessed With Film. He has been blogging about pop culture and entertainment since 2006 and has written over 10,000 articles.