Predator: 15 Most WTF Franchise Moments (So Far)

11. Hawkins' P***y Jokes (Predator)

The original Predator is jam-packed with hilariously macho one-liners worthy of a WWE promo, but surely the most memorably twisted quips come from Hawkins (Shane Black), who seems to be obsessed with cracking wise about his (possibly fictional) girlfriend's vagina.

At the very start of the movie, he attempts to tell Billy a joke: "I went up to my girlfriend, I said, 'Y'know, I'd like a little p***y'. She said, 'Me too, mine's as big as a house!'" Naturally, Billy totally stone-faces him and Hawkins just trails off.

Later on, Hawkins tries again: "The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, 'Jeez you got a big p***y. Jeez you got a big p***y.' She said, 'Why did you say that twice?' I said, 'I didn't.'" This time Hawkins laughs hysterically, while being observed by the Predator, of course.

While it'd be easy for these one-liners to seem embarrassingly crass and vulgar today, they actually hold up pretty well, cementing the movie's ridiculous, testosterone-laced tone perfectly.