Ranking: Nicolas Cage's Insane Hairstyles From Worst To Best

Whether you believe the rumours or not that Cage had a partial hair transplant at some point in the mid-2000s, his bizarre jet-black mop is pretty much the only remarkable thing about this obscenely dull hitman thriller.

It's basically your standard Nic Cage direct-to-video haircut, but dyed black to give it a slight edge, even if that edge basically just screams "man going through a mid-life crisis".

This is totally middle-of-the-road as far as Cage's peculiar hairdos go: it's neither awesomely off-the-wall nor embarrassingly off-base. It's odd to look at, you know it's been tinkered with by Hollywod make-up artists, and that's that.