Ranking: Nicolas Cage's Insane Hairstyles From Worst To Best
8. The Redneck (Drive Angry)
While it's probably fair to argue that Cage's John Milton doesn't look too bad for a guy who's spent the last decade in Hell watching his daughter's death on a loop, the bleach blonde-goatee look just really doesn't suit him at all...or basically anyone over the age of about 35.
When he's got the shades on and is totting a shotgun, it's passably bada**, but anytime Cage has to stand around and talk, it's hard not to feel the corners of your mouth creasing up as a belly laugh flirts with release.
He could be the hero who's travelled from Hell to save you, or he could be preparing to hang some ethnic minorities in his barn: he's that kinda redneck.