Ranking: Nicolas Cage's Insane Hairstyles From Worst To Best

Though Cage's head hair here is just pretty much his usual slicked-back style with a brown twinge, it's that freaking beautiful beard that earns it an admirable second place here.

Cage's gruff, grey beard may look a little like it was glued on, but it also perfectly embodies the nature of this reclusive character, namely his existence in the wilderness and his unpredictable, sometimes violent demeanour. Let's face it: you wouldn't start a fight with a guy who looks like this.

In short, the beard makes him look like a total bada** but also implies a little of the paternal charm that transpires through his relationship with young Gary (Tye Sheridan) over the course of the film.