Ranking: Nicolas Cage's Insane Hairstyles From Worst To Best

1. The Fu Manchu (Grindhouse)

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And finally, we arrive at the King of all Nicolas Cage hairstyles, the one that beats out all the rest with its gorgeous madness.

Cage has a 15-second cameo in Rob Zombie's fake Grindhouse trailer, Werewolf Women of the S.S., playing Fu Manchu, kitted out with a comically exaggerated mustache and beard befitting the character's usual look.

Nobody in their right mind would begin to even try and take this seriously, and so it's a lot easier to just have fun with this ridiculous style than it is some of the other zanier haircuts on this list that appear in fairly serious movies.

Cage is clearly having a blast, and so is the audience. But Rob Zombie, why hasn't there been a full movie yet, also starring Nicolas Cage?

Which wild Nicolas Cage hairstyles are your favourite? Which ones do you loathe? Shout them out in the comments!

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