Ranking: Nicolas Cage's Insane Hairstyles From Worst To Best

Well, at least it's different, right? To play a crusader in ancient China, Cage opted for a long mane of shiny black hair with small flecks of grey (so you know he's a wise mentor, see) that we're going to naturally assume is, again, a wig.

Granted, his hair might only be the third or fourth-worst thing in this risible film (behind Hayden Christensen co-starring, Cage's hideous British accent and the atrocious direction), but it honestly just feels like a lazy attempt to make Cage blend in with the locals a little more (spoiler: it doesn't work).

The beard's fine, though, so that's something?