Ranking: Nicolas Cage's Insane Hairstyles From Worst To Best

After taking one look at Cage's hairstyle in this 1991 erotic thriller you almost certainly haven't seen, it's none-too-surprising that he plays a bohemian artist, though in honesty these days he'd more closely fit in with the Cullen clan from the Twilight movies.

The long hair-soul patch combo makes him immediately resemble a European vampire of some kind, even though the reality sadly isn't that exciting.

While the look fits the hipster demeanour of the character just fine, it largely just adds another layer of hilarity to one of the most aggressively dull films about sex ever made. Judge Reinhold should never, ever be anywhere near a movie trying to get the reproductive juices flowing.

On the other hand, who wouldn't pay to see how the look would suit Cage 25 years later?