10. Crumbag Clients
Robert DoQui as Sargent Reed is one of the little reasons that makes RoboCop so awesome. The grouchy station Sargent had no problem putting his size 9 up anyone's butt if he felt they were stepping out of line. Feeling the pressure that is causing so many police officers to consider going on strike, Sargent Reed is harassed by a suspect's lawyer who picked the worst time to try and debate the distinction between murder and attempted murder. He argues:
''Attempted murder? It's not like he killed someone.''
In the normal cut, Reed loses his temper grabs the slimy lawyer and utters one of the best lines in the film:
''Your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. Now get out of my office, and take laughing boy with you!''
But apparently, a minor word like ''scumbag'' was too much. The word got replaced with ''Crumbag.'' By that I assume a bag full of crumbs is less offensive than a bag full of scum. But on a plus point, whoever dubbed Reed did a good job of impersonating him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwoPUpilhSc