Sharknado 2: The Second One - 14 Awesomely Ridiculous Moments

7. Ridiculous Dialogue

It's a Sharknado movie, so of course, the dialogue is going to be both terrible and awesome. Sharknado 2's self-awareness at least ensures the dialogue is more intentionally bad this time around, and we get classic zingers such as these: - After surviving the opening Sharknado, April declares, "The shark kept chasing me, and it had this huge scar across its face, and I shot him in the eye, but it took my hand. It's like...he knew who I was." - April's compassionate ex-husband Fin replies, "The next time you offer a hand, don't be so literal about." - As Fin and Vivica A. Fox try to blow up the Sharknado, Fin says, "Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York." - Fin's inspirational speech to rally New Yorkers to fight the sharks: "I know you're scared, I'm scared too. They're sharks, they're scary, and nobody wants to get eaten. But I've been eaten, and I'm here to tell you it takes a lot more than that to bring a good man down, and a lot more than that to bring a New Yorker down!" And of course, there's many, many more.
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