5. The Song Is Rubbish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jzDnsjYv9A Just listen to it. It never builds to anything remotely resembling a memorable hook. It swells and swells then flattens out into falsetto, there's no true belt moment. Compared to Skyfall, it's a total blue-ball of a song. Also, the credits sequence that accompanies it contains the first example of tentacle porn in the Bond franchise. That's nice. It was missing that.