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2. Blink And You'll Miss Bellucci

Lots of critics were excited about the prospect of Monica Bellucci being a 'Bond Girl' in this film, mostly because she's actually a similar age to Bond for once (in fact, older!) which would make for a deeply refreshing change of pace. She would be a proper 'Bond Woman', which still isn't the best term when you think about it. By contrast, Seydoux is 17 years Craig's junior. Unfortunately, Bellucci's screen-time runs at about 5 minutes, then she's never seen again. Considering it's Monica freakin' Bellucci, that is fairly depressing. Sorry, Monica, but could you get out of shot? There's a French girl behind you who's 21 years younger that we're trying to film. Cool, thanks.
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