Spider-Man: Homecoming - 20 Best One-Liners

2. "I'm Looking At Porn"

During the homecoming dance, Ned sneaks off to a computer to help Peter take on Vulture, but his plans are rumbled by a teacher, played by Orange is the New Black's Selenis Leyva, who asks him, "Ned, there's a dance going on. What are you doing in here?"

Ned panics and comes up with an impressive under-the-pressure reply, "Uh, I'm looking at porn." It's totally believable for a 15-year-old horndog nerd like Ned, even if some critics have already called out the scene for "normalising porn" in children. Draw your own conclusion.

On its own merits, though, it's damn hilarious.