Spider-Man: Homecoming - 6 Villains Michael Keaton Could Play (& 4 He Shouldn't)

4. Rhino

Whether you like Rhino in the comics or not, there's no way Keaton should be anywhere near the character.

Firstly, he's clearly not got the physical profile to suit the character, who should be a Hulk-sized monster and not just a little guy in a suit.

And speaking of which, thanks to Paul Giamatti's disastrous performance in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Marvel should already know that such a left-field casting would be a bad idea. So too would reimagining Rhino's look as a mech-suit.

Given the proximity to that awful performance, there's no way Marvel would even consider it, surely?