Star Trek: 10 Ways To Do A Crossover With Star Wars

3. Midichlorians

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As we learned in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Midichlorians are a really stupid way to explain something really awesome. The Force? Midichlorians. Asexual birth of the chosen one who will bring balance to the Force? Sprinkle some Midichlorians on that womb. Bringing deceased loved ones back to the land of the living? Give that dead loved one a hot injection of Dark Side Midichlorians. Joining the two most popular and beloved sci-fi franchises together into one big merchandising extravaganza? Why the hell not. Midi-goddam-chlorians.

If you were wondering, Midichlorians also make a great seasoning for fried chicken and can get any stain out your toddler€™s overalls.

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David Bailey is a creative advertising professional who moonlights as a Private Investigative Journalist. He currently resides in Los Angeles and enjoys receiving haircuts and eating sandwiches. You may find him on twitter @TheRingaDingKid.