Star Wars: 10 Reasons Yoda Shouldn't Get His Own Spin-Off

by Tim Colman

1. Yodafone

yoda vodafone Forget the corporate power of Disney, the moment they sold Yoda to Vodafone and turned him into a bit of a nob, was the minute I just wanted to lock him in a cupboard and stop the nasty people making him into a fool. For God€™s sake, if you want a Star Wars character's soul to sell, that€™s why Jar Jar was created, wasn€™t it? Right, that€™s my rant over. Like this article? Let us know in the comments section below.
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