Star Wars: The Force Awakens - 10 Ultimate Fan Demands That Will Never Happen
10. No Obvious Jokes/Lines
"May the Force be with you." "I am your father." "Never tell me the odds." Star Wars is an eminently quotable film, in spite of the fact that George Lucas could write this sh*t, but sure couldn't say it. The lines above are just a few examples of quotes from the film that have really transcended it and become a huge part of pop-culture in their own right. Naturally, then, it's expected a few of these will be included in The Force Awakens. While someone mentioning the Force being used or with you is pretty much nailed on (we've already heard Maz Kanata talking about it in the trailer), other lines are less important, because they would feel a cheap way of trying to impress fans of the original trilogy. However, you just know that it's going to happen. So, for example, Admiral Ackbar is going to cameo in the film, and there's a great chance he'll repeat (or at least have a rather meta spin on) the line that turned him into the world's most memeable squid (sorry, Squidward). Don't be expecting these things to be missing; it's a trap.
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