Star Wars: The Last Jedi - 23 WTF Moments

16. Milky Sex Noises

Now, back to those daily activities that Luke busies himself with as he "waits to die" on Ahch-To.

As part of that frustrating sequence, we see Luke make his way down to the rocky shore-line of the island where it's revealed that he and the Porgs are not the only inhabitants of the island. There are caretaker nun-like aliens, who are mostly there to be the butt of a running joke about Rey messing the island up, there's some sort of loch Ness monster-like creature in the waters just off the rock, giant swordfish and what can only be described as massive, chubby sea cow-elephant seal things.

And for some reason, Rian Johnson decided that we needed to see some rather unnecessary close-ups of those creatures' weirdly human udder-breasts before Luke provocatively milked one of them and aggressively drank the resulting blue milk in Rey's direction. This would all be just about fine (Star Wars is a strange world, after all), but what makes it a little uncomfortable is the fact that the alien creatures seem to REALLY enjoy being milked, if the noises they emit is any indication.