Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Power-Ranking Every Character

18. The Porgs

You can claim the Porgs that have been Luke Skywalker's only real companions on Ahch-To are the cutest thing you've ever seen, but there's getting around the fact that they are pretty pointless. Or at least, they won't be any good in the event of them finding their way onto the frontlines of battle, unless you're in need of an alarm system.

Porgs are best considered walking snacks that fans will find adorable and Chewbacca will find either annoying or delicious or both, and unless they're about to unveil some sort of special secret powers, they'll always be pushing this ranking up.

Still, they'd top any merchandise power ranking, so that's something to be proud of.