9. Gustav Graves/Colonel Moon (Die Another Day)
So youre a North Korean General who wants to wage war on the South and reunite your country, how do you do it? If your answer was to undergo gene therapy before creating a complex satellite made of diamonds which focuses the sun on to Koreas Demilitarized Zone, congratulations youre Colonel Moon. He's also named Gustav Graves, depending on whether hes got a fencing date with Madonna. A bizarre villain in a bizarre entry in the Bond franchise, Moon/Graves was killed by Bond while utilising his own 'Icarus' weapon.
Why He's So Stupid If theres one thing North Korea doesnt lack, it's destructive weaponry. Spending billions on a satellite that can burn through the heavily fortified DMZ is an extremely uneconomic way for the North to have a pop at its neighbour. Oh and there's the fact that having built this satellite he decides to show it off to the world, attracting the attention of Bond and the CIA. Graves/Moon only isn't any higher because his idiocy was in the farcical film Die Another Day.
Dumbest Moment Inviting James Bond to his scientific demonstration of his weapon. Moon knows Bond from his time in Korea at the beginning of the movie. Why risk letting your most dangerous adversary in on your plans on a whim? Ok he may want personal revenge on Bond, but that's hardly in line with his supposedly patriotic motivations?