Worst Dialogue - Fifty Shades Of Grey
Based on the 'novel' that has inexplicably sold over 125 million copies worldwide, the big screen adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey was no slouch either, earning over $570m at the global box office. All this despite the fact that for a so-called 'erotic drama', the movie is about as titillating as watching paint dry, anchored by two leads with precisely zero chemistry and a script that was even more laughable in live action than it was in print. Boasting such verbiage as 'f*ck the paperwork!', 'the helicopter is on standby to take you anywhere you need to go', 'I'm in line because I have to pee really bad', 'I want you unashamed of your nakedness' and of course the infamous 'what are butt-plugs?', the dialogue is packed full of unintentionally hilarious zingers. Thanks to the commercial success of the movie, it was swiftly announced that the two sequels will be shot back-to-back and released in 2017 and 2018. Yay?
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