These Post-Credits Movie Scenes SUCK!

Why you would want to sit through more than ten minutes of this abysmal film is beyond comprehension, but yes Dragon Ball: Evolution does indeed have a sequel-baiting post credits scene, which in keeping with the turgid lump of a film it's attached to is also a wet sloppy fart of a moment.

It centres around a mysterious woman, who was the only one that Piccolo spared earlier on in the flick, picking a mystical herb, grinding it and then attending to a figure in a bed. Could this be a metaphor for how battered the film got by critics being tended to by the caring fans who will support this franchise to hell and back?

No of course not, as even the most die-hard of DB fans knew that this film absolutely Yamcha'd it. It's actually the body of Picollo aka "Feeling a little Sick-a-low" after being beaten by "That's not Goku" in the "What the f**k is this?" final act of the film. He turns to the camera, likely annoyed at how this lady basically wiped water all over his ear and likely gave him a wet willy in the process, and that's it.

Honest to god, no. Just no. I don't want to see any more of this absolute travesty of a series, and the sheer gall that they had trying to set up a sequel when this film bombed this hard is utterly pathetic. Sitting through the main portion of the flick was like watching your kids being set on fire as everything you love just gets burned away, and this was like someone then pointing out you should have gotten fire insurance. It was an unnecessary bollock squashing that nobody wanted.

However there is one hilarious moment to be found here, and thats if you go on YouTube and search for it as there's only like two people that have even bothered to upload it, that's how bad this is. However the top listed one comes with this hilarious commentary by a fan who clearly thinks the film was brilliant, giving us amazing lines such as "so she comes in an wipes his little head off", "he kinda looks like the Mask a little bit, but you know" and forgets what the word for BOWL was. Now the post-credit scene is teeth shatteringly infuriating, but this wobbly Mystery Science Theatre commentary fan upload? This is the real sparkling if you catch my drift.