9. Pretty Much Everything He Does Before He Gets Banished
Even when Thor grows up, it's pretty clear that he's still a d*ck. From the way he swaggers up the throne room, winking and waving his hammer around, we can tell he's basically the immortal equivalent of a high-school jock. This is meant to be the day that he takes over as King of the realm and he's treating it like it's a victory parade for the local sports team. It's the equivalent of Prince Charles high-fiving people as he struts up the aisle to get crowned. Then, when faced with the disappointment that his moment in the limelight has been ruined, he shouts at his father and throws a beautifully laid-out table upside-down. I don't know if they have servants in Asgard, but someone's going to have to clear up that mess, and I'm pretty sure it won't be Thor. Next, he convinces his friends to do something highly dangerous and morally dubious by emotionally manipulating them. Which leads us nicely to...