Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2: 5 Ways to Cope with the End of Twilight

2. Remember that Both Stewart and Pattinson Are Now Totally Available

However, if you're convinced that there's no one else for you other than Bella or Edward, take solace in the fact that they're both now available. Now, certainly don't celebrate that they've split as a couple, because that's indecent. Just remember, as you're lovingly gazing into their eyes through the screen that both of them are totally single right now and, if you were famous, you could totally go for it. Now, I don't think you should stalk them. Don't stalk Robert Pattinson, because as we've seen in the movies, he's sensationally fast and has an acute sense of hearing, so you probably wouldn't get very far. And it's probable you won't be able to outstalk Kristen Stewart's Bella, so I wouldn't even try. If you must, chalk this one up to "Fantasy With Plausibility," because there's nothing that will cheer you up more watching the movies thinking, "Step aside, folks. It's my turn for some lovin'."
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Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).