3. Finally Ask Out that Special Someone After Sitting and Crying About Them for Three Straight Months
You know a great distraction for trying to forget about a literary character with no life? A person with a life. So, have you given any more thought to when you'll be asking that special someone out on a date? You should definitely go for it while you're young. After all, you can't just sit, gazing out the window watching the months fly by, wallowing in sadness. That's just not sane or healthy. And you're in for a surprise! It's completely possible that if that special someone does, in fact, like you, they might end up servicing you the right amount of attention! They won't find the need to brood around you or constantly judge you and may even attempt to initiate some sort of sexual...dance...of intimacy thing (that's what people do, right?). Maybe you can even convince them to watch the
Twilight movies with you, years from now when they're nothing but a distant memory of childhood. And, maybe, just maybe, they won't instantaneously combust at the offer.