Watch Jason Biggs Still Struggling To Masturbate in AMERICAN REUNION Trailer

Red band teaser trailer re-tools the same situation from every American Pie movie but at least playing it to R. Kelly's "Bump and Grind" brings the laughs...

Eight years since Jason Biggs' Jim Levenstein got hitched to Alyson Hannigan's character Michelle in American Pie: The Wedding and the poor guy still can't have a good pain-free and harmless wank. This despite him being long married, now well into his thirties and living in his own home! Then again when your wife is Alyson Hannigan and she declares she is going into the bathroom for a soak and you are horny, how can you be cracking open the laptop and thinking about anyone else, really? The guy has more problems than meets the eye. The red band teaser trailer for American Reunion has arrived and for those hoping that with age these characters might have a little more pathos and substance than their previous horny devil selves... well look away now. It's sex jokes all the way and it doesn't look like a whole lot has changed though I have to admit playing this trailer to R. Kelly€˜s €œBump N€™ Grind€ got a big laugh from where I'm sitting and I imagine it will play well in theatres. Here's the trailer; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_VwpqmhrwE The careers of the original American Pie cast haven't gone anyway over a decade on from the original and so EVERYONE is back for the money and the exposure with a few more lines across their foreheads and bags under their eyes. Seann William-Scott as Stifler, Natasha Lyonne as Jessica, Mena Suvari as Heather, Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia, Tara Reid as Vicky, Chris Klein as Oz, Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin, Eddie Kaye Thomas as Finch and of course - the great Eugene Levy as Jim's Dad. Even Jennifer Coolidge is back as Stifler's Mom. But there is one new fresh face in there with 30 Rock's Katrina Bowden as Oz's girlfriend so it's not just about 30 somethings wishing they were 20 somethings again. The simple plot of the movie is that there's a high school reunion from their 1999 graduation class and they all turn up and reacquaint with each other for the first time since Jim and Michelle's wedding... Universal's American Reunion, written and directed by the Harold & Kumar creators, is opening just around the corner on April 6th, 2012. For those born in the mid 80's like me and was a teenager when the original came out... prepare to feel OLLLLLLLLD courtesy of new images from USA Today;
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