10 Bizarre Video Game Achievements You Didn't See Coming

4. Super Go Outside - Stanley Parable

The Stanley Parable Suicide Ending
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This one is pretty infamous but most would know The Stanley Parable has had a few different editions, the most complete of which is 2022’s The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. With this new edition came a supercharged version of the game’s iconic achievement Go Outside which would pop if you didn’t play the game for five years in a row.

In a predictable, but still hilarious, turn of events, you can grab yourself the Super Go Outside achievement by not playing the game for ten whole years.

If you’re not being a big cheater and changing the clock on your system, the earliest anyone will be able to claim this one legitimately is in 2032, so if the inevitable heat death of the Earth hasn’t claimed us by then, boot up the game today and then turn it off for a decade to give yourself a fun surprise in the mid 2030s. What a sentence.

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