1. Knife Kill Humiliation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep9TVwlNY8k If teabagging is considered the most humiliating post-death ritual in online gaming, then this is probably the most humiliating way to meet that end. It's all the more embarrassing if you're rocking a gun - particularly if it's a big one - and your assailant, reduced to a mere knife, is still able to make short work of you. In the Call of Duty games, the rather generous distance allowed by the knife lunge does make this somewhat easier, but still, it's a pretty embarrassing way to go, and you'd best pray it's not the final kill of the game, because if that ever winds up as your kill-cam, you will get ridiculed no end during the end-game banter. Even if you do have a full arsenal of weapons, though, it can be fun to run around just trying to knife people, though of course, this will prove frustrating and difficult, because generally they're going to see you coming. When you do manage it, though, there's no feeling like it; a mixture of pride and extreme amusement that another player could be so thoroughly inept. How much do you hate us now? Or do you like the occasional bit of multiplayer trolling yourself? Let us know in the comments section below.
Shaun Munro
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Frequently sleep-deprived film addict and video game obsessive who spends more time than is healthy in darkened London screening rooms. Follow his twitter on @ShaunMunroFilm or e-mail him at shaneo632 [at] gmail.com.
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