10 Impossible Video Game Achievements That Totally Broke You

3. “The Bladder Of Steel Award” - Rock Band 2

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To all you metalheads and guitar gurus, ask yourselves this golden question: Are you tough enough to play seven hours worth of songs, every track in the ‘Endless Setlist 2’,?

Some of you are nodding your heads, but perhaps you didn’t realize it has to be done in one sitting. No room for failure, so anyone with weak hearts, fingers, or an empty fridge need not apply.

A select few will be up for the challenge - are they brave or foolish? After all, pausing is not an option, neither is hitting the Xbox logo on your controller. If it dies for any reason, be it due to unplugging, malfunction, loss of power, or whatever, it’s over.

No takers? That’s not a surprise; you’ll need a death wish to beat it.

Since few will bother completing this one, here’s the grand reward, aside from the achievement in question. A message will pop up, congratulating the player/nutcase:

“There are no words to describe your accomplishment... except these: Hot. Malted. Chihuahua pants. THAT is how amazing you are. Now hurry up and go to the bathroom. And rock on!!”

You can do it with any instrument of your choice, including vocals. Get those snacks ready, and bring some trustworthy friends to take over. Beware: It may destroy your friendship (among other things).

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Jake "The Voice" Parr - voice actor, mastermind of The Cyber Den on Siren FM, game reviewer, and classy chap.