2. Tifa Lockhart - Final Fantasy VII
This makes me sad, since Final Fantasy VII was such an amazing, revolutionary game. But I just couldn't let Tifa slide. Her bra must've been made of titanium, because how she managed to run anywhere without giving herself two black eyes is beyond me. You'd think that she'd consider a breast reduction before embarking on her epic quest to save the world from certain doom, but I guess she chose to embrace a life of back problems instead. Like Lara Croft, Tifa apparently felt that a tanktop and short-shorts was the most practical getup for fighting all sorts of terrifying monsters, which doesn't seem very practical. Tifa and Ms. Croft both led the crusade of exaggerated, over-sexed women in video games, which is unfortunate because Tifa had some true emotional depth. Despite her deep characterization and story, she still had a completely ridiculous body.