10 Most Ridiculous Female Bodies In Video Games

1. Dead or Alive - Everyone

That's right, "everyone". The entire female roster of the Dead or Alive series have ridiculous bodies. No exceptions. Can you name another game that built an entire physics engine around animating the movement of breasts? I've never even seen anyone actually play an entire round of this game, because this game isn't about fighting. It's about sex appeal, and the only type of media that should focus primarily on sex appeal is porn. Coincidentally (or not), this series actually comes pretty close to being considered porn.

There was a spinoff called "Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball" that featured every character bouncing around in bikinis and feeding each other strawberries. You unlock more and more bikinis until every character is basically wearing M&Ms on their nipples. Oh, and there was some volleyball mode or something, too. But really, this entire series is built around the concept of women with huge boobs "fighting". In reality, players just wiggled the characters around in circles and watched their busts jiggle around for ten minutes. And if you bought "Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball", I don't know whether to salute you for your courage or shame you for indulging your sophomoric impulses.

There's one more woman that deserves to be in this article...