10 Most Ridiculous Female Bodies In Video Games

9. Taki - Soul Calibur

Aren't ninjas supposed to be...aerodynamic?Like most games in the 3D Fighter genre (blech), Soul Calibur features a wide array of men, women, and sometimes lizards that fight to the death in an arena. If that sounds boring, then we could be friends. Maybe the developer knew that too, so they decided to tweak the female characters a little bit. Take Taki for example. Skintight spandex outfit? Check. Gigantic, wobbling boobies? Check. Ridiculous finishing moves that usually involve lots of groping and rubbing? Checkitty check. Seriously, all of the environments must be freezing cold because the player doesn't even have to squint to see...well, you get it. Ivy (pictured on the opening page) is another heinous offender in this series, but in actuality, Soul Calibur does an okay job of including women of differing proportions. Still, there's a good chance that players spend more time in the Character Viewer mode than actually fighting.