1. Fred Durst in Fight Club
I don't know what's more insulting, the fact that there's a Fight Club video game, or the fact that Fred Durst is an unlockable character. Chuck Palaniuk is rolling in his grave and he's not even dead. To make a Fight Club video game is to so completely miss the point of the source material that my brain is forced to think of a way that it's somehow a parody of itself in an effort to justify its existence. Who was the audience? Fans of the movie? If they understood the themes of the film, they wouldn't want to be anywhere near something like this. I have to assume that this game was only created for fans of Fred Durst, mainly because those people lead a hollow existence and any combination of lights and colors on a screen should be enough to appease them. Abe Lincoln also makes an appearance, a clear reference to when Tyler Durden said hed fight him, which means someone involved in the game actually saw the movie, or listened to the audio book, which played backwards sounds probably sounds a lot like a Limp Bizkit album. Let's not even get into the fact that the game has a Meat Loaf cameo by proxy. I feel dirty now.