10 Terrible Video Games You Can't Help But Love

6. Rogue Warrior

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Bethesda Softworks

I could easily just link you to the end credits where Mickey Rourke raps a rather offensive and tone-deaf set of bars over some Garageband track that was knocked up over lunch and call this entry a day, such is the sheer oddity that is Rogue Warrior. However, what truly makes this game so bad it's good fodder is that it takes itself seriously.

And that, much like The Room, is why it's so imperfectly perfect. Hearing Mickey Rourke drool out expletives as he guts another unknown guard like a fish is one thing, but the backdrop of this Special Forces porn fantasy is what makes the entire premise so utterly ludicrous.

The gameplay is also absolute tat, with aiming that feels like you're coming down off the worst festival binge ever and A.I that would make shredded lettuce look like Einstein in comparison, and yet if you want a three to four hour laugh AT something rather than with it, this is definitely the game for you.

Just make sure your kids can't hear this as it's mighty blue.

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