10 Video Game Achievements That Mocked You For Playing Badly

9. Toroko Wins! - Cave Story

Cave Story
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail taught us not to underestimate rabbits and if you somehow popped the Toroko Wins! achievement in Cave Story, you’re probably on board with that.

Cave Story is a charming little adventure from 2004 and while there are plenty of foes to take on, some easier than others, one of the weakest is Toroko, a rabbit-esque creature called a Mimiga. Toroko comes at you with a stick early in the game, but she only does 1 damage per attack so chances are good you’ll get a hit in before she depletes your health bar. If, somehow, the little bunny manages to overwhelm you, you’ll end up with the Toroko Wins! Achievement, most likely alongside a severe sense of embarrassment and the need to search how to remove the achievement from your public profile.

Dying sucks, but the picture of Toroko with her stick in the achievement pop up is pretty cute.

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Likes: Collecting maiamais, stanning Makoto, dual-weilding, using sniper rifles on PC, speccing into persuasion and lockpicking. Dislikes: Escort missions.