10 Video Game Weapons You're A Dick For Using

1. The Penetrator - Saints Row: The Third

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The Saints Row series has never been one to shy away from the perverse.

In a bid to separate itself from the GTA series, Saints Row's third entry replaced gritty gang warfare for celebrity status as the Third Street Saints swap Stilwater for Steelport, a brand new open world to wreak havok on.

It all got rather silly. Taking control of the city through story missions is fun, but the potential for creating mayhem outside of the main campaign is almost Just Cause levels of amusing. Character costumes are downright insane, the weapon variety is ridiculous, and Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax is all kinds of weird.

The icing on the cake is The Penetrator, a metre-long sex toy attached to the handle of a baseball bat. While the weapon is of little use outside of its comedic potential, there's no mistaking that seeing it for sale at one of the game's many weapon stores is worthy of a chuckle.

Are you a dick for using it? Well considering its wacky design, ridiculous uses and unsettling flaccidity when swung about it's hard to think you're not.

(There were no puns intended in the making of this entry.)

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