10 Video Games So Bad You Wish You Could Forget They Exist

5. Superman 64

Superman 64
Acclaim

Oh, you can absolutely get f*cked.

This game is one of the worst experiences ever put to cartridge and is a huge slap in the face to fans of Ninty's brilliant grey bastard AND to lovers of the big blue boy scout. Excuses of a rushed development and hamstrung studio thanks to corporate red tape still do not pardon the state of this game, which feels like it fails on every level to entertain players.

Crushing time limits, awful controls that seem to have input delay, unfinished levels, draw distance that makes you feel like you've got cataracts, and of course the most infamous of all... the rings.

Those bloody rings are all I see at night, endlessly taunting me as they appear at angles too tight for me to turn the bloated meat Zeppelin this game classes as Superman. This game was utter kryptonite to the fanbase and needs to be banished to The Phantom Zone forever.

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