10 Video Games That Knew You Lied

4. Two-Timing Yennefer & Triss - The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

BATMAN ARKHAM RIDDLER
CD Projekt RED

The Witcher 3 gives players a ton of freedom, but it's a mistake to assume that your actions also come with immunity from consequences.

Case in point, players may find themselves unable to resist the temptation to romance the gorgeous Yennefer and Triss at the same time, albeit while conducting each romance under false pretenses - that is, not telling them you're not-exclusive.

Take this far enough and you'll actually manage to wrangle a threesome with the duo, but the gut-busting payoff will see the lingerie-wearing pair tie Geralt to the bed, drink some wine, and then take their vengeful leave.

To make it even funnier, Geralt has to suffer the indignity of being rescued the next morning by his bud Dandelion, who admonishes him, "Oh Geralt, how little you know about women. Did you really think you could have them both?".

Yes, evidently, but as it turns out Yen and Triss were a little more savvy than expected - they knew what horny players were up to and were having absolutely none of it. Bravo.

Contributor
Contributor

Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes). General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.