10 Video Games The Critics Were DEAD Wrong About

2. Kingdom Hearts III

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Square Enix

As someone who has played and enjoyed the first two Kingdom Hearts, this one was disappointing. But perhaps it's because I only played the first two that I "just don't get this one". For that, I say, why should I fork out for multiple consoles to play this convoluted farce out in its entirety?*

That is unfortunately Kingdom Heart III's inherent problem: unless you've played all the spin-offs, card games, titles with divisions in their names, you're gonna have a bad time.

Even the recap at the start of this one will make little sense to an outsider, besides "Spot the Disney/Square character".

Understandably, reviewers of this game are going to be mostly fans, so of course they're going to heap praise on a game that took the best part of six years to come out.

Yet there are even fans saying this is too much... well, too Kingdom Hearts-y. One convoluted plot to rule them all, as it were, that it is off-putting to anyone that isn't the head of a KH wiki page.

A title too proud to dumb itself down for anyone who hasn't lapped up every title, Kingdom Hearts III won't bring any new fans to the series.

*Yes, I know they're now part of various 1.5 and 2.8 collections, but they weren't always.

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