10 Video Games You Loved As A Teen (But Should Never Play Again)

10. Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball

Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Tecmo

Back in the early 2000s, publisher Tecmo decided that their hit fighting series Dead or Alive was worthy of a female-centric spin-off...centered around beach volleyball and, uh, "realistic" jiggling breasts.

And so, we have Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, a surprisingly well-made volleyball game that's nevertheless a shameless excuse to titillate horny teenage boys.

An entire department was devoted to engineering the game's breast physics, and while developer Team Ninja at least had the decency to give players a solid sports title amid all the sexiness, this is a game you'd never want to be caught playing nowadays.

There's no explaining this one away, even if you're genuinely only playing for the quality volleyball game at its core.

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