11 Video Game Doctors Who Should Have Their Licences Revoked
1. Dr Zed - Borderlands
Dr. Zed Blanco is the man in charge of maintaining the medical vendors around Pandora.
If you need him, he can usually be found in the infirmary, mutilating corpses.
There's not a huge amount of in-game information on Zed, but some of his lines of dialogue indicate that he's into some pretty shady stuff.
For a start, he tells the player, "All these entrails are makin' me want a burger." He also lets slip that his father once advised him to do no harm while harvesting organs from a "live midget", and asks if the player is "in the market for a few spare torsos".
He's an unsettling character, although he is perfectly in keeping with the Borderlands series' irreverent sense of humour.
He's also one of the reasons that we're very glad we don't have to live on Pandora, because visiting his infirmary to become an unwilling organ donor would be the stuff of nightmares.