15 Dumbest Video Game Character Names Of All Time

13. Ceaseless Discharge (Dark Souls)

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Almost the result of a mistranslation, ol' Ceaseless here was called 'Tadare Tsudzukeru Mono' in Japanese, meaning "the thing that keeps on being sore" - possibly a reference to his hideous frame and constantly leaking lava-wounds.

In English, well, you can imagine all manner of awful things in regards to a 'ceaseless discharge'. An altogether more embarrassing prospect, especially if you're stuck on a Souls boss...

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