15 Impossible PlayStation 4 Trophies Nobody Unlocked

2. Speedlunky - Spelunky

If you like your games super hard and unforgiving, Spelunky is right up there with Super Meat Boy as something that'll separate the gamers from the boys, so stupidly hard is its core loop of gameplay that you'll either fall in love or be vehemently opposed within minutes. Existing to provide a procedurally-generated world based on a number of templates - that'll completely change every time you die, which will be a lot - it's a rogue-like of the purest order. An average playthrough involves a huge amount of memorisation for items and enemy placement, and the Speedlunky trophy then challenges any who can make it through to go back and do it again in under eight minutes. Yes, just eight little minutes, with no shortcuts. Taken across the 15 levels on offer and a boss fight, that's just 30 seconds per level, before you account for exactly where to use each item or weapon, and precisely where to jump and move. It's so hard, only 0.7% of the gaming populace have this ranked on their profiles, which should give you a pretty solid idea of how unbelievably ridiculous the idea truly is.
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