15 Lies The Fallout Games Taught Us About The Real World
8. Chugging Several Bottles Of Alcohol Will Make You More Charismatic
Everyone knows that booze makes you stronger and smoother, at the cost of your intelligence. Really, alcohol isn't a hindrance at all. In fact, it's essential for long journeys when you don't have the strength to carry all your loot. With just a quick swig of whiskey, you'll be revitalised with enough strength to carry at least another ten pounds of guns and ammo. It's also essential for persuading other people to see your point of view, if you need just a little bit extra in the speech department. When you think about it, alcohol is every bit as necessary for survival as water and Nuka-Cola. Next time you're about to give a big speech, be sure to get hammered, you'll be to speak much more clearly. Before an intense workout, down a few bottles of scotch, that'll get you ready to bench press like a champ.
Ken was born in 1994, and before the turn of the century, he was already a gamer for life, starting with Pokémon Blue Version. He has a passion for storytelling, especially in the gaming medium. Growing up on a healthy diet of JRPGs and point and click adventure games, young Kenny grew up playing Nintendo and Sony consoles, before becoming a snobby member of the PC Master Race. Nowadays, he resides in a time warp, refusing to believe the nineties ended as he fills up his Steam library with old point and clicks and cRPGs.
