7. Chulip
It's time to ask yourself a naughty question: Just how much do you enjoy kissing in public? Chulip's storyline is about a boy who moves to a new town and not being able to win the affections of the girl next door decides to write her a love letter. However, the letter gets stolen. Now he must retrieve the letter (instead of writing a new one?) and to do so must plant his lips on almost every citizen in town. What really makes this game silly, apart from the character going full on lips to lips with everyone (awkward, even for small animated people), is that every time the player kisses somebody the game pauses to show the two lip-locked and revolving slowly in the air as fireworks shoots off into the sky around them. And by every time, yes, I do mean every, single, freaking, time.