Just eat her. Please. Seriously, every single time this character spoke, I wanted to just end it all. The very spawn of the devil in videogame character form, Lymle was a pathetic little girl with magical powers, with a pathetic little girl voice that grated on my nerves like the world's biggest cheesegrater. If you look into the lore of under-appreciated game Star Ocean: the Last Hope, Lymle is actually fifteen years old. Due to some mumbo jumbo and things about planets she just appears as an annoying imp destined to bring about the apocalypse due to annoyance. Can you tell I really didn't like Lymle yet? It's a shame really, because the other characters of TLH weren't actually that bad. I invested many an hour into it, and thought it was actually one of the better RPGs of the last few years. It's just that every, single, cutscene, this bloody character had to speak. She should be erased from history immediately and my memory should be erased. It's making me angry just remembering it.
Dan Curtis is approximately one-half videogame knowledge, and the other half inexplicable Geordie accent. He's also one quarter of the Factory Sealed Retro Gaming podcast.
