Arguably the worst game of the year, Deep Silver's Ride To Hell is laughably bad in any and all attempts to be a proper video game. There is nothing to like about this game, including its main protagonist, Jake Conway. All you need to know about Jake comes about in the opening montage of the game and tells you what to expect for the next few frustrating hours. They try to portray him as an anti-hero but instead he's more of a meathead douchebag. He starts off riding his obnoxious motorcycle and getting into fistfights with skinheads before catching a ladies eye and taking her home for a right seeing to. Seconds later he's at it again, only with a different woman this time. Ride to Hell is BEYOND brainless, seemingly written by a 14 year old who took the opportunity to put all of his wet dreams into the game. Even those who can brave the dumbest of the dumb will be hard pressed to make it to the end of the game. Try as they might for cool points, Jake Conway is more Ghost Rider than Sons of Anarchy. There is not one likeable thing about Jake or Ride To Hell.
