8 Hilarious Jokes Hidden In Video Game Item Descriptions

3. The Tingler - Dragon's Age: Origins

katamari damacy
Bioware

When you're about to set off on an adventure to slay the Big Bad of the lands, most heroes probably have to run a mini-mental checklist before they head out the door.

Weapon of legend to slay the mighty beast? Check. About ten or so more health potions than I need "just in case?". Check. Magical enchanted cock ring?....

...er. Excuse me?

Oh sorry, that's not a cock ring but actually The Tingler from Dragon Age: Origins, a magical item that buffs your constitution, provides health regen and bonuses to healing items, and that totally is a cock ring because you find it in some dude's basement and the item description basically says you should never touch this thing without it sitting in a bleach bath for a month.

The description reads: "The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area." Now I know that the owner is likely embarrassed you barged into his pleasure dungeon and have come out holding a curtain pole for his rod, but to convince you it's a magical accessory is just too far.

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