8 Hilarious Jokes Hidden In Video Game Item Descriptions

If there's one thing synonymous with the Final Fantasy series outside of Evil Empires, Moogles and characters that look like they've fallen backwards into a sex shop set in the Splatoon-universe, its the Optional super bosses often referred to as "Weapons" namely because of their rise in popularity with FFVII's Emerald, Ruby, and Ultima Weapons, and also because these are bosses that will quite literally cut you down to size.

Yet as the series has expanded so too has the size and scope of these ultimate bosses, and in the current age of Final Fantasy it's not uncommon to see foes with millions of HP, ungodly attacks and names that are barely incomprehensible acting as a pre-boss battle fight for your tongue.

Therefore it must get difficult to come up with ever increasingly imposing names, which is best expressed in the rather humorous description of Supraltima Weapon in World Of Final Fantasy.

"This thing's power levels are off the charts. Exists only to destroy everyone and everything. Trying to cook up a name that sounds more powerful than "ultima" was actually kind of hard. We're still not entirely pleased with the results, but hopefully you'll be too busy getting your keister handed to you to notice or care"

Well, notice we did, and get our keister handed to use we also did because this boss is brutal.